tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

(via stop)

(Source: aspworldtour, via distraction)

(Source: coolator, via tyleroakley)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via stop)

exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

(via stop)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via stop)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via stop)

doll:

IM FOLLOWING ALL BLOGS BACK TIL I REACH MY GOAL

(via heartbreaks)

veronicaadarling:

is there a Black Friday deal for college tuition or is that not a thing

(via stop)

nollag:

anna kendrick laying it down

(via troyesivan)

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(via stop)